A Bicycle Story

A certain IK Fyris triathlete was walking around in Uppsala one day
when his friend, another IK Fyris:are, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.

The first chap was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such
a fantastic bike?"

The friend replied, "Well, yesterday I was out running in Statsskogen
just minding my own business when this beautiful woman rode up to
me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"

The first chap nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes
probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

(Of course you understand that Hamish would have thrown the woman
over his shoulder and biked off into the sunset with bird AND the bike :-))